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Holden. Male. 19. NYC.
(f)art school 4 illustrati0n. i like cheeseburgers and pokemon and the internet and The Horrors and Fountains Of Wayne and my girlfriend and my cats. oh and duh i make art you should check it out. i dont take myself seriously at all. good day.
My url is pronounced, holDENzo. And with an overdramatic mexican accent.
KickAsstronaut(s) aboard the spacecraft 

3 of my cats were all sleeping peacefully on the couch so i decided to be a dick and shoot a nerf bullet right above where they were sleeping to wake them up, and they all jumped when i did it, i cant really describe exactly why it was so funny but i cant stop laughing, im alone in my house laughing hysterically at this. i am literally 5 years old, someone help me.

just found foot fetish porn all over my tumblr. that was not me it was this idiot named leanna who hacked me. and is now single. jk, but shes really annoying and i hate her and she has a secret foot fetish that shes too scared to admit

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